BREAKING NEWS-Authorities and local Scientists are baffeled by what appears to be a quadra-pedal Saurian found under a local woman’s sink. It’s rapid appearance and disappearance, has made DNA sampling difficult. But many believe this photo is evidence of either a genetic throwback or some sort of weird time/space disruption. Despite the outlandish nature of this claim, no one is calling it a fraud, yet.
“I know I haven’t been the best when it comes to housework,” says Claire Debauch- urban housewife in Colorado Springs, CO. “But I have definitely cleaned under the cabinets since the Jurassic Period” Forensic Paleontologists have cordoned off the premises for advanced testing, temporarily moving the Debauch family to a four-star hotel in nearby Cascade. Stay up to date on this and other stories by subscribing to the Suzz Feed RSS feed.