As predicted by Scuzzfeed- the winners of this years playoffs are both teams from states that have legalized marijuana. Coincidence? No. Here’s why:
1) The NFL had previously stated that players may partake of the “Dinkie dow” when in states that have legalized it. So obviously, San Francisco and the Patriots were woefully behind in their tolenrance. Denver had the additional advantage of extreme altitude. Those cheerleader handing out goodie bags of AK47 were not just there as a courtesy.
2) The Fans: Fans stoked on herbal bliss have a 20% greater psychic POW factor that can feed the athletes “Good Vibes” and Harsh the buzz of their opponents. By the same toke-n: Fans from teams that live in prohibition states sub consciously yearn for an excuse to travel to Denver or Seattle. This creates a heavy weight on the collective un-conscious to shift the Jungian Id in their direction.
3) The refs were all stoned.