Florene Yoth feared Missing

CONFIDENTIAL SOURCES REPORT-  Famed star of stage and

Florene Yoth- Presumed Stolen
Florene Yoth- Presumed Stolen

screen Florene Yoth is presumed missing by her manager during a recent shoot in Myrina. Recognized by the entire civilized world as the spokes-model for Bataguan-O hair products, she is feared kidnapped by swarthy partisans. Scuzz Feeed is rapidly acting to send a crew in search of the mind-blowingly gorgeous feme-fatale and will keep you updated with any news, gossip or trifle that we can unearth.
-Buster Lews

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