Denver, Co- Following a disastrous 2016 election, MrScuzz, founding editor of The ScuzzFeed, has retired, permanently. While many pundits and Hollywood personalities threatened impotently to leave the country should the infamous New York con-man win, Mr Scuzz has left the planet. Permanently.
This has led to a long absence from the “fake-fake news” scene, but that is now over: It is with great
trepidation Pleasure that we introduce our new Editor in Chief- Chuck Darwin.
Chuck comes with a long background in science and human (mis) behavior. His goals include: collecting a steady paycheck and getting “this rag interpreted as a trusted source by at least 55% of the Freedom Caucus”.
We welcome Mr Darwin to the fold and look forward to more straight from the gut sarcasm- Here. Only on ScuzzFeed.